I wish you a disco Christmas Y'all

Dinner with the mietzekater

Amuse Bouches
 speckdatteln

1.Gang

vitello tonnato mit den kleinen kapern

palette cleanser 

zitrone basilikum minz sorbet - Koriander optional

2.Gang
thunfisch sashimi mit schwarzem sesam

3. Gang

Shitake Pilze

4. Gang 

fancy japanische Luxus Rindfleisch das auf der Zunge schmilzt

power nap
Stern Anis Blaubeer Acai Granitas mit Zitronen und Limetten Abrieb und geschnittenen Kumquats - Mandelsahne optional

5. Gang

Kitsune Udong

6.Gang

Baguette mit Butter, Ei , Schnittlauch und Salz und Pfeffer - Wasabi optional

7.Gang
Ab-Goosht

8.Gang

goosht kubide

a little piece of heaven

roasted Marshmellow - cherries optional no chocolate

brownies and coffee - tea optional

- cheese optional (Gruyere, Parmesan , Bavaria Blue)

so jaaa, ill have you know that I expect a perfect wine pairing as I cant be bothered to think of one mineself

Cupid can go and suck it !

The subject is L.O.V.E.

So many people have asked me over the years what my problem might be because I can come across as grumpy at times. Quite simply put, I had my trust and my heart broken just too many times to not be a cynic. So it used to be that my problem used to be that I used to fall into love quite simply and very easily when I was young and naive. Those times are now so far behind me that they are basically right in front of me again. In my life of now 35 years I had 2 relationships that I would describe as formative a.k.a. meaningfull and a boatload of affairs of the heart that were more akin to an emergency emotional top up then anything else. Interestingly enough it was never me who ended neither the meaningful nor the other kind, so yes , I have been dumped a lot, like really a lot. These experiences have not succeeded in closing up my heart to love , but just like any other kind of rejection I had been subjected to they lectured me into keeping my heart tightly wrapped up in an impenetrable fortress of doubt. You know , in german we call being rejected by someone whom you have romantic feelings for "getting a basket" , and believe you me , I got so many baskets in my life that I basically own the basket industry by now. But well , live is tough and as we also say in german it is not a pony farm, so you don't always get what you want especially concerning mares and stallions. It used to be that i was so bitter that whenever I saw people holding hands or showing public displays of affection I thought to myself "UGH! WHY OH WHY DON'T YOU DIE and while you're at it get a room you stupid jerks". It didn't take me long to discover that that was a very unhealthy way of approaching the world and especially the happyness of other people. So at some point I decided to firstly just not be jealous of other peoples joy and secondly I devised a way to partake in it. It might sound silly, but instead of allowing jealousy to darken my thoughts, I just declared all those lovely couples in love. You know the whole "Sigh .... young love" thing, and what can I tell you, it worked. It even worked so well that after a while if it was opportun , for instance if I was "trapped" in an elevator with a teenage couple making out, I would just ask them if I should declare them in love. Funnily enough it was mostly the women who would without hesitation cry YES PLEASE, while the guys would very often give me a slightly irritated look.

As love is complex , so is the declaration, I could just declare a group of people in love with a simple 

"I declare you in love", or I could go all out for intance at weddings this would be my blessing for the newlyweds:

I declare you in love eternal

may you be each others

keeper and guardian

may your love be a shining beacon in dark times 

and guide you through the rough seas of live

may your passion warm you in the coldest night

may your souls be bound to find each other

throughout the mists of space and time

may you experience love eternal

may you be joyful and content forever
together

So yea. I suppose that got me through a few rough years being a single. But now I feel nothing can lift my spirits sustainibly no more. This gnawing emptyness pertruding from my stomach just wont leave me alone, and I feel it is my soul yearning for its mate. So please, can somebody find me someone to love ? I dont like to reiterate myself , but I feel like a waterfall pouring out my love into the emptyness of whatever emptyness is made of. Can someone find a lake for me to fill ?

I have to warn u guys though. This is not an easy task as I am challenged concerning my standards. It's not that I only date models or anything like that , but I do have certain aesthetical preferences and I won't appologize for that. Also I am bisexual, so that means I don't know if the mono thing is the right for me , so I suppose I'm kinda looking for a throuple kind of situation although I have no experience in the poly business. And then there is the qustion of power games in a relationship. Spoiler Alert I despise them. I don't have time for anyone who thinks they can change who I am to suit THEIR needs. I deserve someone who can appreciate that I am right for them despite all my flaws and kinks or maybe exactly because of all of them. I am not perfect and I never will be so I come as a package deal with all my eccentricities and shortcomings, take it or FUCK OFF.

#TLDR I'm quitting you guys, you gotta find yourself another one to play the lone wolf. So if it's not too much of a bother could you please assemble my pack ? And by the way in my team everbody is a chef, but if you'll ask me nicely I'll be the BOSS.


So what do you say Humanity, do you accept my challenge ?

And for all of you who fetishize about Bonus Points, go and google Denobulans

I plead the 5th !

Being an artist is all about making decisions. I know it sounds like a cliche but you just shut up! Honestly being an artist means at least to me to mke decisions and sticking with them which is commonly knows as keeping it real or staying true to oneself. Although when push comes to shove, there is only one decision that truly is imperative and that is the decision to place trust in yourself. But not only into what you percieve as rationaly opportun, but also into what makes you feel right .

And as there is no absolute truth but that there is no absolute truth , there is no rule without exception. Exeptionally but truthfully, not everything that feels right might be rationaly opportun and vice versa not everything that is rationally opportun might make you feel right.

Finding guidance in this mist of choices can be a challenge at times. However Occams Razor should be in every twilight wanderers arsenal of analytical tools. Once you peel away every Spekulatius and don't forget about the cat from the house of schroedinger you'll soon begin to see how the cookie crumbles.

Never to forget the motto of the state of lower saxony i pledge,

"sturmerprobt und erdverwachsen"

Alles für den Davckel alles fur den Blub

Something we all adore

{DISCLAIMER}
The following statements have been made under mild influence of being under such. I shall not be liable for any confusion that arises through their reception. Also I try to be as inoffensive as possible but at times I can be a bit crass in the choice of words or metaphors to illustrate certain levels of elevated emotional response to certain miscommunications due to what is commonly known as the human condition.Also the video choice is ironic so get over yourselves you apostles of false morals

**********Finally I hear them say .... finally somebody thinks about the children !  [remixed Simpsons reference]**********

So uhm yea, i haven't been writing that much lately (haha have you seen my last post ? It's been like ages ) and maybe I'm just not a writer or at least like a blogging person or maybe I'm just more a fanperson of the spoken word or maybe I just lack a proper subject or the proper motivation to write down my thoughts and such on the issues that I feel need to be adressed and worked through  so that there can be something I would suggest to call Full Love Penetration or FLP for short.

So what is it that I would like to propose by assining a three letter acronym to an abstract construct like a possible state that society could be in , and that is the answer inself. So this possible state that society could be in that I assign the tag FLP to what is it supposed to be and how can we achieve it ?

That are 2 questions and I shall adress the separately 

1. WHAT IS FULL LOVE PENETRATION ?

Actually this idea of a concept called FLP just came to me like an hour ago on my way home. I was , as usually trying to understand why there is conflict between humans or at least why there is violence between humans and how one could go about solving these conflicts and end suffering and violence

Those are again 2 subproblems or actually 3 if you count conflict as problem in itself, but I shall in the effort of being brief only adress suffering and violence at this point and begin with the later.

--Why is there violence ?
puh thats a tough one , but i'll give it a try . You know you guys (and gals and unicorns and whatnot) violence is a dirty whore. She comes in many types , it can be STRUCTURAL, meaning that a system is designed to incentivize behaviour that can be against one owns best self interest. It can be direct and physical, and in this context it is most often used to either intimidate and coerce or to defend, whatever be it someones honor (for whatever that is supposed to mean) or even someones life. It can be psychological by nurturing a certain kind of dependency or it can even be totally accidental. But to explain what FLP is I have to ceteris paribus this motherfucker (meaning that I shal not give a in depths analysis but work with a constrained model in which most variables are fixed and only one or a few a variable) . So IMHO violence has three main sources. Ignorance, Structural Pressure and Malice. The first two we can cure with education , reason, compassion , innovation and such , malice however is a fickle bitch. Let's just adress the Elephant in the room the Problem are the Sadists, and I don't mean those adorable SM couples who like to play kinky domination games, but I mean those bastard motherfuckers who like to jizz of to other peoples pain. Those people are like a social pathogen in my opinion, but unfortunatelly we can't just kill them all , cause that would not be the right thing to do. Well, call me a naive little child but I believe we can get those dicktwads if we all just work together and make it clear to them that they can get with the program and hop on the love train or they wont be invited to after party and we will not let them have coke ever again and they will have to drink exclusively Pepsi light or water and so on you know

puh what a heavy birth

-- why is there suffering
like honestly I'm exhausted from all this writing maybe I should do like a vlog .... but honestly who wants to listen to me blabbering about. So anyways. Suffering has like a plethora of like causal influences a.k.a. reasons.

It has been formed in my mind the opinion that while there exist people who inflict suffering upon themselves for various reasons, there exists within a subset of people who do so because they are biochemically addicted to the state of being sad most suffering is inferred upon unwiling victims by people either guilty of ignorance or malice and my policy on those issues has been made clear above.

So how can we in a sense liberate people who are stuck in their pathogenic ways and a slave to their suboptimal socialisation ? How can we make sure --- but wait... who are we anyways ?

So I feel that there are many people who dont like conflict and who seek harmony and who understand that it is a 2 way street in the sense that as we say in german the forest reflects any sound you make.And we understand that no one is without flaw and we are all sinners so maybe we should just postpone the stoning and so on . And we feel that a world where everybody can be themselves without fear of ridicule or being opressed or or or ... I mean come on people we all know the deal


Hell, why am I even writing this


Everything doutable has to be doubted

there is no absolute truth but that there is no absolute truth

No rule without exception

Punk is what you make of it

Sapere Aude

Holla die Waldfee

Tschö mit ö und der Tschüssikowski grüßt auch

# memo an mich selber , möglicher bandname für meine post-progressive stoner rock crossover dubstep syntie pop kapelle : DAS UMLAUT KOLLEKTIV !

Love and Peace and all that Jazz

L'Chaim ihr Schmocks